What's the deal with BACON?!?

I don't eat pork.

But I eat bacon.

I know. I know.
"Bacon is pork. Pork is bacon."

It's the same thing.






So, here's my real dilema.  I want to buy LOCAL bacon.

I'm a huge proponant of LOCAL CLEVELAND BUSINESS.
Support local, folks.
Buuuuuuuttt.....if there's NOT local bacon-eers around.

Do you know of any FARMERS / SMOKEHOUSE / BUTCHERS (from anywhere!) I can buy BACON? I just can't buy my BACON from Whole Foods any longer.










Anyone? Anyone?

("Ma'am, there's bacon on your head")